Swamp Ass Awareness

Swamp Ass Awareness Day, ever heard of it?

There’s a sticky, sweaty, elephant in the room we need to address. It’s here in the summer, the winter, at night, and during the day. It’s uncomfortable to talk about and to have in your nether regions.

It’s Swamp Ass.

Swamp Ass occurs when your butt, specifically your crack, gets all hot & bothered. Crack sweat creates resistance, which creates discomfort, which inhibits your daily routine. Basically, it’s a sticky situation no one wants to be in – and we’re here to call attention to it once and for all.

That’s where Anti Monkey Butt comes into play!

Raise awareness about this condition so that you can take back your summers in pride. Swamp Ass Awareness Day is officially June 21st each year. Kick off the summer in a flurry of Anti Monkey Butt Powdered relief. Anti Monkey Butt has your back(side) when those sweaty days make their way to your nether region.

Show us how you’re kicking Swamp Ass in the butt this season with Anti Monkey Butt.

#SwampAssAwarenessDay

Can it be Cured? YES!

Symptoms to Look Out For

  • Sweat dripping down your butt crack
  • Damp undergarments
  • Itching
  • Chafing
  • Foul smell

Who it Affects

  • Literally Everyone!
Swamp Ass Awareness Day

Top 5 tips on how to avoid Swamp Ass this Summer:


1

Spend your day floating in the pool

2

Seek shade under a palm tree

3

Drink a banana smoothie to leave your worries behind

4

Take an ice bath

5

Just use some freakin’ Anti Monkey Butt Powder


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