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We received Anti-Monkey Butt at our shower.  When my little guy was born it was the "fun" looking powder so we went with it and didn't think anything of it.  When I finally ran out, I couldn't find it at the store and grabbed the leading brand thinking it wouldn't matter.  I was so wrong.  My little guy had never really had diaper rash, but once we stopped using the Anti-Monkey butt it popped up.  We are switching back ASAP!

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Kayla

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My baby girl just turned one on January 29th and became very ill right after. She started having diarrhea that lasted for almost 6 days straight. By day four she was miserable and had a diaper rash that was all over her little bottom. Her whole diaper area was raw. She was diagnosed with a virus and we were told we would just have to let it pass. I have never felt so helpless. We tried everything to eas her diaper rash and soothe her rash, which we were fighting along with a horrible upset stomach and dehydration. On day 4 and trying almost everything there was for severe diaper rash, we bought Anti Monkey Butt cream and powder. After using it for just one day you could see the difference. Within two days all the open sores were healed. Now on day 3 the redness is slowly fading. After feeling so helpless it was amazing to find something that relieved her pain and my feelings of helplessness. I just want to say thank you thank you thank you for helping my baby through this horrible time. You were our light at the end of a very dark tunnel. Our baby is doing 100 percent better and it has so much to do with this product! In a time where we weren't erring a lot of answers and we have never felt so helpless this product gave us help! Thank you so Much. I would recommend these products to anyone! Absolutely amazing!

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Brittany Burns

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My mom purchased a small tube of baby anti monkey butt cream for me when my son was born this past June.  When I saw it, I laughed and thought it was the funniest thing I had ever heard of and have seen.  I seriously thought it was a gag gift, because I have always called my kids monkeys as babies.

So I thought she bought it as a joke.  Anyways, I am the type of person who finds a brand and keeps with it unless it doesn't work any more.  My son this past Sunday got really ill.  He had some really bad diapers and was getting a really bad diaper rash.  I tried my trusted brand (Destine) and it wasn't helping, I then tried some medicated ointment that my doctor had prescribed for my other son.  That too did nothing.  They only thing I had left was the tube of Baby Anti Monkey Butt Cream!  So I figured why not, lets just try it and see if it will help.  Well low and behold,it really did help.  I mean it didn't magically make it go away.  But I could tell the difference in just one diaper change! 

Thank goodness I had this on hand, because his rash was to the point where it was going to start blistering if I couldn't find something to help!  I have no idea what it is in your product that differs from the ones I have always used.  But it really did help!  By Monday afternoon, his diaper rash was pretty much cleared up!  Sunday was a really bad day for us and I just wanted you to know how much your product helped us out!  Now that I know this is not a gag product and something real, I will be spreading the word. This cream is now my trusted brand and go to butt rash cream for my son!  However, I guess that means I will have to go out and get more, since we pretty much used it all up!  Thanks you so much!

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Sara H.

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

As a lot of people have said, I have tried EVERY THING on the market for diaper rash.  I will never buy anything else but Anti Monkey Butt!!!  I just moved to NC and couldn't find it anywhere for my two year old, And am so glad to find your site.  Expecting another baby, and I'm so glad that I won't have to go through so much trial and error this time. Anti Monkey Butt saves the day every time, in very little time! Thank you for making such an amazing product!!!

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beth

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My son has battled diaper rash since birth, poor thing has extremely sensitive skin. He is 15mos and for the first time in his life he has had 3 months of COMFORT and clean healed skin on his bum. We tried EVERYTHING on the market including prescription and over the counter athlete foot powder (as reccomended by our doc) NOTHING worked as great as Baby Anti Monkey Butt! I am FOREVER greatful and sincerely sold on this product. THANK YOU for giving my son comfort as well as giving his mama & dad peace!!

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Tiffany R.

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

I've tried other over the counter products and nothing works as well as this. Even my son, that is three, will not let me put anything except Baby Anti- Monkey Butt! I would highly recommend this product to any parents that has a child with a sensitivity to diaper rashes!

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Cathleen

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

These products are by far the best. She had what we call bad baby butt for over a week! Our usual brand was doing absolutely nothing for her. She was so uncomfortable and it had me upset as well. Someone reccomended I buy a product called Baby Anti Monkey Butt. I am so happy i did. We saw results so quickly it was amazing! Within 2 diaper changes a huge difference had resulted. I swear by these products and will never use another cream or powder again. Thank u so much Anti Monkey Butt!!

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Megan P.

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt


Baby Anti Monkey Butt is the best diaper rash cream I have used! I went through all of the others you can find on store shelve and nothing cleared up my sons rash until I found this. He would cry when I put anything else on him. We will always have the cream and powder on hand!!!

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Melissa

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My son has what is called dumping syndrome so he has severe acidic diarrhea that often causes severe skin break down. We tried every over the counter and prescription and home remedy there is. However after just two use of Anti Monkey Butt cream and followed up with the powder his rash went away and has not returned. So now we are a 100% user of only Anti Monkey Butt Baby products.

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Joanna Lawrence

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

For my newborn (now 15 months), this Product was recommended to me and I am so glad I chose this over any other diaper powder on the market now.  Thank you.

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Sasha Horton

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

I bought Baby Anti Monkey Butt as a baby shower gift for my son and his girlfriend. They have used it on my grandson since he was born 3 1/2 months ago and he has never had a rash. I would recommend this product to any family having a baby.

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Irene

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

my sister gave me the baby anti-monkey butt powder for a baby shower gift. it works wonders it works better then the diaper rash creams i have got!

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amanda

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

Thank GOD for Baby Anti-Monkey Butt Cream! My 5 month daughter had this rash with bumps that wouldn't go away! Her doctor confirmed it was nothing serious and recommended Desitin. So I tried Aquaphor, Lansinoh, Boudreaux's, and Desitin all to no prevail. I received AMBC for my baby shower and thought it was a gag gift and not a serious product - that was until the light bulb went off in my head telling me to go searching for it in my cabinet. After the first day this rash she had for a solid month completely went away. Three weeks later, she's still rash free. Thanks so much Anti Monkey Butt!! :)

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Jennifer Gardner

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My 6 month old daughter has been using Anti Monkey Butt diaper rash cream since she was born and has never had a diaper rash that lasted more than a couple of hours! Great product!

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Jessica P.

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My 1 year old daughter had SEVERE diaper rash for the past few weeks and I've used everything from butt creams to lamisil and it was only S L O W L Y getting better. The lady she goes to once a week for play dates is like a second grandmother to her and used anti monkey butt powder twice that day with my daughter's diaper change. Later that evening when I went to change her again the rash was almost completely gone!!! That fast!!! I couldn't believe it and when I picked my daughter up that day, the sitter had told me about using anti monkey butt. That was first time I'd heard of it and laughed. I seriously under estimated what the results would be. After seeing how fast my daughter's rash cleared up I went out the very next morning and purchased anti monkey butt for our household of 5. Thank you for creating a GREAT product that is wonderfully marketed/branded and WORKS! P.S. I suspect my husband has secretly started using your product now too!

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R. Kruse

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My daughter had very sever diaper rash to the point of bleeding , I tried A&D ointment that just made her shinny but nothing else. Then I tried Desenex ointment which was also a disappointment and very hard to wipe off.  My mother In-law gave me a tube of  Baby Anti Monkey Butt, I laughted when i first saw it, then we tried it that night and the next day I was shocked to see that there was already an improvement. Baby AMB cleared my daughter's diaper rash completly within 2 days. Now it is the only thing that I will ever use. Thank you for thinking of the little ones.

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Jess

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My name is Tiffany and I just had a baby boy. I was desperate to find something to clear up a diaper rash caused by an irritating diaper, Nothing was working, when I remembered a friend gave my husband the AMB as a joke! This horrible rash was cleared up in two days.I couldn't believe it! No one is laughing now!!! My reorder will be in tomorrow. Thank you

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Tiffany

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

I live in Florida and that should really say it all...BUT I accidentially came across Original Anti Monkey Butt powder while shopping on Drug Store.com.  I was looking to buy Gold Bond which I've used for years.  I got the Anti Monkey Butt instead.  It was GREAT.  I was staying dry and fresh even on the hottest days.  We were having all our family home for the holidays & I thought that the adorable name & great powder would make fantastic stocking stuffers.  Ladies got the Pink and the Gentlemen got the Original.  Needless to say, the powder was a hit because of the name.  We laughed and teased one another.  Then the holidays were over...everyone left with their "Santa" treasures in hand.  One by one we keep getting little blurbs from the family. 1) 42 year old female runner - "I love this stuff..it works better than anything I've ever used"; 2) 34 year old female, admin asst. - "I love the powder, it keeps me comfortable all day and I didn't even know I was uncomfortable!" ; 3)  28 year old, male helicopter mech. " Where did you get this stuff?  It's great for the days that I'm on the tarmac a lot. I love it" ;4) 58 year old retired rancher...."My jeans are my daily wear but sometimes they are a bit rough when working.  The powder made my jeans softer and much more comfortable on MY hind quarters! 5) 62 year old make Finance Director - "Sweetie, this is the greatest stuff.  The air was out in the back offices today &  I was comfortable all day...you find the very best gifts".  And the kudos go on as we had 11 relative house guests for the holidays.  Not only did I find them all a great product that they all have their own reasons & life styles that made their day a bit better... but I got them a great gift that made them laugh AND made me look like I was up on the latest & greatest in pampering products.  Anti Monkey Butt made this "Santa" one successful gift giver.  You have a whole family of loyal users now!  Don't change a thing, it's perfect the way it is.  And as Roy Rogers may have said....Happy Tails (or was that Trails??) to you! :)

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Margo Byrd

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I'm a letter carrier, I'm outside all year in all weather. This summer has been the worst. Being a women and outside, sweating ALL day in over 100 degree weather has put some scars on me from my bra and waistband rubbing on me and and being wet all day,  Thank goodness I had a friend tell me about Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder !!!!!!!! But it''s very hard to find where I live!! I've used Gold Bond  for years but this stuff works!!  No more raw skin or scars or pain and it smells great too!!  Thanks.

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Sue Ann Moore

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I use this after shaving and I no longer have horrible razor burn! Before working out and then during the day -- no more razor burn! THank you for a great product!!


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B.

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I saw a bottle of the regular Anti Monkey Butt powder in the dormitory bathroom at an EMS station while teaching a class there.  I figured if someone working in the harsh conditions these heroes have to in sunny South Carolina, I would give it a try.  I was only able to find the Lady version.  I am hooked!!  This is the best product ever!!!  Unfortunately, I am having a great deal of trouble finding it again in stores. Love it, love it, love it!!!!!

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Anne

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

Being a plus sized woman, chafing has always been a problem. This powder is the best ever!  Now working out, sweating and working in the yard is a problem no more. Thank you for a great product that addresses things people usually don't talk about !

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AJ

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I used this when I saw I had a small break out of poison ivy rash. It usually takes me FOREVER to get rid of poison ivy. AMBP got rid of it in 3 DAYS! God bless the makers of this powder!!!

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Chelle

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I use it all over, works great in the cleavage and under the bra area.  Also works great under my arms, as I'm sensitive to deodorant.

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Cindy

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I love this powder. It does just what they say it does. It will keep you dry in the hottest weather.

I don't know what I would do without it .

I am as fresh as a daisy.

                                          Thank you

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Renavae Dotson

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I am a full figured woman. I often experience rashes where skin rubs skin. I have tried everything. Gold Bond makes me smell old and doesn' t really work. I even tried diaper rash cream. It only helped a bit. I was talking on the phone with my mom one day and my stepdad had just come home from the Harley store. He had a bottle of AMBP. My mom asked him about it and he said that he never rides without it, (They live in Florida) After getting off the phone with my mother I googled Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. I found the site and saw that there is a Lady Anti-Monkey Butt. I immediatly went to Ace and bought a bottle. I was amazed how fast and well it worked. It soothes the rash and heals it. And I use it everyday after my shower to prevent the rash. I rarely get them anymore. You have saved me in so many ways. Now I don't smell like an old lady or a baby's diaper. I am always telling people about the product. Laugh at the name but it works!!!

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Tina Stopka

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

GOOD DAY.. I am a large breasted woman and live in the south. Currently its 100 degrees and my breast area sweats and doesnt stay fresh. I asked my other large breasted co workers what they use to stay dry. They all said the same thing Johnsons & Johnsons baby powder, so I too tried it. did not work. Back to square one.. I went to my medicine website and they also sell other products, I found anti monkey butt powder. I said if it keeps the big burly bikers dry, it must work for me. I bought some and was impressed.  I love this stuff, it keeps the girls dry and ffresh ALLLL day.

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Dee Rob

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I found Lady Anti Monkey Butt, and you have changed my summer.Hell, you have changed my life! I bow before you in appreciation. I am 50,white, female, and thanks to my half italian heritage, I shave my legs dailyin bathing suit weather. I have always struggled with an ugly angry red rashwhen my newly shaved upper thigh skin is introduced to sunscreen (typicallySPF4; not more than SPF10). I can NOT avoid shaving, I can NOT avoidsunscreen.

I was on Lewes Beach Friday(I had shaved, put on sunscreen, hello angryrash). Saturday morning, I was at ACE Hardware and spotted a product with afunny name - Anti Monkey Butt powder. And look - one for Ladies! I boughtit, used it immediately and repeatedly, and sat on the beach Sunday with norash, no embarrassment, no worry. How can I thank you? I love, love, love it!

Please speak to your product developers ... to be absolutely and totallyperfect, Lady Anti Monkey Butt would include a tint to make it skin colored(against a black bathing suit? Perfect!!) and maybe they can also addsunscreen??

Even as it, I love,love,love it. BUT I think you could make bazillions ifyou take my suggestions with the tint and sunscreen! I'm not the only onewho gets this awful upper thigh rash ... you have the only product thatmakes it go away. I've tried them all, believe me!

Please let me know where I can buy the new and improved Lady Anti MonkeyButt ... may I beta test it for you?? Please???

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Tracey, Secretary

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

This is not a question but rather a RAVING REVIEW!  I picked up a bottle of AMB at Wal-Mart a couple of weeks ago for my boyfriend.  I was first attracted by the AWESOME logo and was completely impressed by the marketing of the product overall.  Honestly, I bought it without any regard as to whether it was a good product or not.  My boyfriend tried it, loved it, and had a blast showing it off to his buddies.

Just two days ago, my mother picked me up my own bottle of Lady's AMB at a local hardware store.  I was totally amused and elated to see the product marketed toward us ladies!  I tried it and found that it is instantly soothing!

So, I give you guys ULTRA PROPS for a great product and a great marketing effort.  I have recommended it to my friends and co-workers and may even see about making a "I'm a fan of AMB powder" on Facebook!  Thanks!

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Natatlie Myers

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

Hello,

I want to let you know how much I like Anti-Monkey Butt.  I didn't buy it for a while because I thought the name meant it wasn't a serious product and I needed a serious solution. I finally tried Anti-Monkey Butt out of disgust with using a leading talcum powder. The leading talcum powder left a coating of white dust on EVERYTHING in the bathroom and in the adjoining rooms. It was even clogging up my exhaust fan filter in the bathroom. Along with that, the leading talcum powder product would also dry out my skin to the point of being sensitive. Anti-Monkey Butt does NONE OF THOSE and works much better as an anti-friction product than talcum powder alone.  I suppose it's the calamine in it that keeps it from being dusty and drying the skin. Anyway, I'm not going back to the other product. Anti-Monkey Butt, with its goofy name, is a fantastic product. I couldn't be more pleased with it. Seriously.

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Billy

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I always enjoy a good hot shower and have to use a powder afterward. Even later into the day I end up doing  "the cowboy strut"  which is a funny walk if you know what it is. Plus working outside daily and sweating. Regular powders just never worked for me. Then I found AMBP on floor shelves at Wal-Mart.  I thought the title was funny and I thought I try something new.  So, when I used AMBP I was finally comfortable to be in my own skin all day long! GOOD BYE COWBOY STRUTS!!!!

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Brant Moser

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Discovered an awesome use when Riding motorcycles with full leathers in heat and humidity.  Turn your clothes inside out and sprinkle them with Monkey Butt Powder.  Works all day to keep jeans from sticking to you.  The ride in leathers was much more bareable to Key West in August.  Great product!  Thank you!

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Kate

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I had been working in a warehouse unloading and loading pallets all day long before I heard about Anti Monkey Butt.  It seemed like almost every day from all the moving and lifting, that I was getting rashes on my thighs. The rashes were so bad that It was preventing me from being as productive as I could be. A coworker told me about Anti Monkey Butt, and I must say, this stuff is amazing! I recommend anyone get it!

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Josh

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

A couple of weeks ago, I was at our local ACE Hardware store and found your product. I tried it out during our 105 degree heat index days here in Chicago and was so glad I did! We brought it out to our camp out this weekend and ended up with groups of campers coming to us asking if they could use our Anti Monkey Butt powder! It kept us dry and comfortable in the woods of Wisconsin. Thanks so much for a great product and for supporting our troops. We are your newest fans!

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Patty

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I was searching for foot powder to send to my husband in Afghanistan. I saw your powder on the shelf and thought it would be a cute and funny thing to send. Well, he ended up loving it. He has just left for his second deployment and he requested his favorite soap and your powder.

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Michelle

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

We saw the bottle and had to buy it for the mascot pic alone.  My son drives soapbox derby and inside his car it gets really hot during the summer. Your product helps him slide around in the car to help with starts and as a result.. no red butt!

 

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James Molnar

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My son is a motocross racer and has been using Anti-Monkey Butt powder for years (I discovered it at a booth at the International Livestock Expo in Louisville, KY).  Applying the powder is a basic and necessary part of my son's training and pre-race rituals.

Competitive athletes are often superstitious and their routines are inviolate.  Not only does Anti-Monkey Butt prevent chafing and absorb moisture, it helps to take care of his "other end" as well; he wouldn't swing his leg over a  bike without his Anti-Monkey Butt powder any more than we would ride without his helmet or knee and neck braces.

Deb Burbo

 

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Deb Burbo

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I WORK ON TWO HORSE FARMS IN SOUTHERN INDIANA,IT GETS NASTY HOT & HUMID DURING THE SUMMER AND EARLY FALL. I AM NON-STOP ALL DAY,WITH LONNNNNNNNNNG HOURS;MONKEY BUTT KEEPS UP THE PROTECTION. I TRIED MANY POWDERS AND CREAMS...THEY FAILED ME. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY BUTT!!! WITH SINCERE THANKS, ERIC L. HAM HORSE MANURE BROKER

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ERIC L. HAM

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

The last guy left some in the hooch, tried it and its great.  Will order more and continue using it back in the states.  Afghanistan is the place to put it to the test!

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Jim Ragsdale

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

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Dixie

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I use Anti Monkey Butt on my Quarter Horse!  Anti Monkey Butt keeps her dry and comfortable in the heat and humidity.  It also keeps her from rubbing her butt against the fence, which in turn, keeps her from breaking off the hair on her tail.  My daughter shows her in local horse shows, and judges don't want to see a damaged tail.  I have recommended it to other horse friends, and now they use it on their horses!  Thanks for making such a great product!

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Susan Snelling

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Purchased this product and sent it to my deployed son serving in an area wher the temps are 115-130 degress. He now swears by it and wants more to be sent to him. He said this stuff is awsome...

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Susan

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My job has me constantly moving in rooms that can get as hot as 90 degrees. All day long I sweat, chafe walk and run. And at the end of the work day, I get on my motorcycle and cruise.  How do I endure it all? Anti monkey butt, that's how. Anti monkey butt is the only product that has worked. It eases pain, redness, tenderness and soreness. Thumbs up to anti monkey butt.

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Otis Kelley

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

After reading some testimonials on your site, I came across one from a woman who has a dog and his hot-spot was making them both crazy. She put some AMB on it, and Voila! The hot-spot was gone. I have a bulldog with allergies so bad she gets injections, a special diet, and a special medicated shampoo. She will not stop chewing her feet. I thought that it couldn't hurt to try, so I went ahead and bought AMB. We pour some powder into a sandwich bag and put one paw in at a time and shake it between her toes. She is very patient, and after her dusting she hops around because she feels relief. Finally! Thank you for such a wonderful (and very nice smelling) product!

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Joscelin Klingenberg

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I have been in sales for over 36 years and I walk all day long calling on new accounts and spending time with the Distributors and riding with them on their trucks. I have told all of them about the product and each time one of them buys a can of Monkey Butt they tell me they do not have any problems any more when it is so hot. So now we all use the product and think it is Great. 

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John Cook

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My husband has been in construction for over twenty-five years and has had a lot of problems both chaffing and itchy, burning feet.  We saw anti-monkey butt on the counter of our local country variety store this past summer and had a laugh at the name.  Then my husband was put on mandatory 10 hour shifts at his job and you name it and it was either chaffed, sweaty, itchy or burning somewhere on his body.  He has tried almost everything you can imagine for relief and nothing was working.  Then he started using your product and virtually over night it was better.

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lisa gardner

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My dad has been bed ridden since Feb 2010. He started to get irration in his groin area and under his arms. The visiting nurse seemed to think it was bacterial. Then I was at Westlake Hardware one day and looked over and saw Anti Monkey Butt. I thought what is that ? I started reading about it and thought 'hey this is what my Dad needs.' We ended up getting some after we tried everything else to heal up his discomfort and guess what, Anti Monkey Butt healed up my dads problems. We are so thankful for Anti Monkey Butt and so is my dad. Everyone thinks we are crazy when we tell them about Anti Monkey Butt. It is some really awesome stuff!  If you are ever gaulded for whatever reason get some Anti Monkey Butt today !

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Linda Leaver

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is Matt and I received Anti Monkey Butt Powder as a "gag" gift. (long story) Anyway, I have a spinal cord injury and have been using a wheelchair for 17 years and as you can imagine I require a powder to illeviate sweat from sitting all day. I decided to use your product and was amazed how well it works. I work as a social worker in Rhode Island, exclusively with people with disabilities, and most of them use Gold Bond, which smells like an old lady as you know. The disabled community is one of the most under-targeted in regardS to marketing and I can tell you that our money is just as green, or if Canadian red,pink etc, as the next person. I suggest your company check out two publications targeted towards people with disabilities. They are New Mobility & Sports & Spokes. Anyway, you guys make a very good product and I hope to see it more available.

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Matt Sullivan

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I have twin 4 year olds and a 2 year old all of which have very sensitive skin. We have constantly fought skin rashes and severe diaper rashes - which usually always ends up with me having to get a prescription strength medicine to clear their rashes. My husband and I were standing in the check out line at Atwood's one day and saw the Anti-Monkey Butt Powder on the shelf. We thought it was funny at first but decided to try it anyway. I have to tell you, this is the best stuff I have ever found. I put AMBP on my children at the first sign of rash or even in the later stages of diaper rash (if I don't catch it soon enough) and it ALWAYS clears the rash within one or two days. Even better, it keeps my little guy dry enough at night that the rash continues to heal in a wet diaper. It is also soothing and he doesn't cry when I put it on him.

My whole family uses it too. Thank You So Much!

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Amy Parnell

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Dear AMBP,

I used your product extensively during my last combat tour in Iraq. My platoon's mission kept us on the road and on the move nearly every day for 8 months straight. Temps in the summer hit 110-120 degrees, and it's well over 100 by 0900 in the morning. Your product is definitely the best I have ever used in 15 plus years of battling Monkey Butt in the Marines. Thanks for an outstanding product, your weapon in the war against personal discomfort is truly a force-multiplier in the war on terror.

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CW02 Thom Reconnu

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

On behalf of the grateful soldiers of Alpha Company, 2-8 Infantry we would like to express our sincere thanks for the more than generous amount of "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder" that you provided us with. The powder has been distributed and used by all of the 141 soldiers of Alpha Company.

The powder is very practical due to the extreme conditions that we are faced with everyday here in the Iraqi environment. The mission that our soldiers have undertaken will prove to be historic in nature and rooted deep in pride for generations to come. Strike Company will playa major role in the future of Iraq by legitimizing the Iraqi Security Forces. The ISF is primarily comprised of the Iraqi Army, and Iraqi Police, while working in cooperation with the local governance that encompasses our area of operations. Our success over the next year will be measured by the ISF's ability to conduct operations independently and self sufficiently.

Each day we devote an extreme amount of professional excellence into teaching, coaching, and mentoring the future of Iraq. This task is rewarding because of the improvements we see throughout the Iraqi people everyday. This is also accented by the support of extraordinary organizations and corporations back home that recognize and show their appreciation of the hard work of the United States Armed Forces.

From all of the soldiers of Strike Company, thank you very much for taking the time and effort to support the troops. Your gesture is certainly indicative of the respect for the sacrifices that are undertaken to create a world where every human being is afforded with certain given rights and treated with dignity and respect. We greatly appreciate your gesture and look forward to a safe return home to our proud nation of patriots exemplified by superlative organizations like AMB Corporation.

Thanks,
David W. Zaino, CPT, IN Commanding

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

 

Dear Anti Monkey Butt Corporation,

My name is Ken Campbell and I am currently serving in Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom I am a weather forecaster for CJSOTF-AP (Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force-Arabian Peninsula). I am responsible for coordinating weather support and forecasting for all Special Operations on the Arabian Peninsula.

Before being deployed I purchased some of your Anti Monkey Butt Powder from Run- Tex in Austin TX. I live in Austin and am normally attached to the 209th Weather Flight at Camp Mabry. I have to tell you that your product is quite a hit here in Iraq. No one had ever heard of it and now everyone wants to try it. Special Forces troops aren't usually the type to openly endorse using powder, but the name, label, and effectiveness of the powder has everyone wanting some. I've been inundated for request from troops asking for powder as well as t-shirts and stickers for Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

Would it be possible to purchase your powder by the case and if so, do you offer a military discount? Also do you have t-shirts available? I've had a number of guys interested in t-shirts and I think it would be great advertising for you. We're actually talking about creating a weekly Anti Monkey Butt Award in which the recipient will get a bottle of powder. I'd appreciate it and it would go a long way towards improving morale. We've taken several casualties in the last month and I think this would help.

 

Thanks,
SSgt. Ken Campbell

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Having used the product for some time knowing how much more comfortable I am riding, especially during the hot summer months, I found myself very uncomfortable after surgery, Barchytherapy, for prostate cancer. My physician recommended little or no sitting after the procedures....for good reason. On a whim I doused my boxers with Anti Monkey Butt Powder as if I were going on a long summer ride. Whoa!! What a relief! I told my  physician about the product, showed him the container, now he recommends it to all his patients for after surgery/procedure care. One of my all time favorite products is Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

Thanks,
Jeff Dickey

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

It gets super hot and HUMID in the South!  Add that to the normal friction of the nether regions, and you have a recipe for some serious Monkey Butt!  I tried your  stuff for the first time this summer, and I bought it for three other drivers.  Now, you have four new customers.  Thanks!

Thanks,
Frank Yarbrough

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Sent our son 6 containers of AMB for the Battalion aid station in Iraq ( 1st Bat 7th Marines) . Good for the chaffing from carrying packs and body armour.

Thanks,
Monty

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder has saved our camp session, thank you all for such a great product.  The heat index is 117, and we have heat rashes all over camp, especially the younger boys who don't bother to change clothes when they sweat up.  We are so pleased here in the infirmary with this powder, and because the kids get a kick out of the name, they will actually use it.  We've gone through everything the local stores carry, so we are ordering a few cases as soon as your phone line opens in the morning. 

Thanks,
Liz Soldwish-Zoole RN

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I send the powder to my husband who is deployed. With 130 weather, he puts it in boots, pants, and pretty much just uses it for everything.  It is the only thing that works!  Thank you for making this product, because it makes his life that much easier!

Thanks,
Hollie

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Hi, I recently took a trip to Spain where I walked the entire French route of the Camino de Santiago (Way of St. James.) As per the recommendation of a friend, I brought along on my journey a container of your Anti Monkey-Butt powder, as opposed to the container of generic Gold Bond that I had picked up initially. Going by the picture on the container, I thought it was going to turn out to be a gimicky product, but I changed my mind immediately upon using it. The Camino de Santiago is a pilgrimage route that goes clear across Spain, all the way to Santiago de Compostela. All in all it was around a 480 mile walk from where we started in a town called Roncesvalles. Walking 20+ miles a day, my legs and backside got badly chaffed. The Anti Monkey-Butt powder turned out to be a god send and traveled with me in my rucksack the entire 480 miles. The inflammation would clear up completely, literally, overnight. I just wanted to extend my thanks for Anti Monkey-But!

t powder. I found it to be highly valuable and highly effective. Some of the friends I made during my journey used it as well and agree that it was very useful. I didn't get any pictures with the container in it, but the container, itself, is still floating around Spain somewhere. Once I reached my destination in Santiago de Compostela I passed it off to a fellow in a refuge who was just getting ready to start walking the Camino in the opposite direction. I thought someone at your company might potentially find this all interesting. All together, the container traveled upwards of 6,500 miles with me from my starting point in Columbus, OH, to my final destination in Santiago de Compostela. Thanks again for this wonderful product. I had a much more comfortable hike thanks to the Anti Monkey-Butt powder. I'm completely sold on this stuff and promptly bought another container of it when I got back to the U.S. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thanks,
Dana Harvey

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I have been battling Monkey Butt for years and have tried EVERYTHING! I work in a shop that is typically hotter then it is outside and in the summer months it is miserable. People would ask why I was walking funny and I explained that it was due to the MB. My father in law got the powder for me as a gag gift. I gave it a try and have not had MB since! It improved my quality of life!!! I tell people about your product and they ask how it works, I tell them one thing... Flawlessly!

Thanks,
Pete

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I am a bi-lateral bk amputee thats wears prosthetic limbs. I am also  a very active para-athlete, as well as a youth football coach. I wear silicone based liners on my residual stumps. I sweat in buckets. I have been searching for a product Like Monkey Butt for years. I live in the Southeast part of the country and the weather is extremely hot in the summer. My friend in Tampa, FL said he seen Money Butt Powder in Ace Hardware and suggested it to me. I brought a bottle and  now my limbs stay dry in 90-100 degree heat. I am buying a case to last my for a year. I recommend Monkey Butt Powder to any amputee that suffers from excessive sweating to try it. I am a firm believer in this product.

Thanks,
Carlton D.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Since going through chemotherapy for Leukemia 3 years ago (I'm 31 now), I've been cursed with oversweating. Prescription medication really hasn't helped. In a moment of frustration, my sister presented me with a canister of the anti-Monkey Butt Powder. It sat on my shelf for a few months, continuously embarrassed by my condition but also by my sister's joke solution. I tried it once and was sold. I've used it ever since, 2 years now. I'm now learning that I'm not alone in over-sweating, and would definitely (and proudly) recommend your product to anyone I know with a similar problem. Thank you for such a wonderful product!

Thanks,
Melissa Wenzel

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

You or your agent sent me some anti Monkey Butt Powder a while ago to road test, and I did, and like it. You can see the review on Bicycle Fixation.

Thanks,
Rick Risemberg

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Yes, I tried it. Yes, I love it. I do actually like [Anti Monkey Butt]so much I use it every day now. Even when IÕm not going to do any rigorous activities or motorcycle ridingÉRead more

Thanks,
Mark Brachmann, Mr. Motorcycle Blogger

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

This is a big thumbs up for your product. I found a canister of your "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder" and started laughing so hard in the aisle of Walmart that people were looking at me funny. I'll admit, I bought it at first for the hilarity factor, but then I used it.

I live just outside Houston, Texas and this year we've had a horrible heat wave. It's 100F just about every day and the humidity is terrible. I started using your powder and it really works! Not only that but it works and it smells good.

I've spoken to several friends, who, like me spend a lot of time making beaded jewelry. We sit for hours working, then sitting in traffic, then sitting at home, etc. I told my friends that your product really works and now they are buying it also.

Thank you for coming up with something that satisfies both my sense of humor and stops that awful sweaty feeling that comes along with living here in S.E. Texas.

Thanks,
Sunday Bennett

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Anti Monkey Butt has almost cured my dog's hot spot near the base of his tail.  The stinky liquid that is recommended for this never did anything, and I decided to sprinkle my son's joke gift of Monkey Butt powder on it.

It seemed like it relieved his itchiness somewhat the first time and now I sprinkle it daily and he is so much better!

Lightening says "thanks, monkey butt!"

Thanks,
Laura Thered

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Whenever you feel a little Squirmy
Or maybe even Wiggle Wormy
You might use this Preparation
To help relieve that Irritation

If your rear end is really Itchin'
This concoction cures the Affliction
It's a Sweat Absorber and a Friction Fighter
That can make your day a little Brighter.

To help you in your Circumstance
It has Talc Calamine and Fragrance
When you think you've got to holler louder
Just sprinkle a little Anti Monkey Butt Powder

ahh . . .  nothin' will make you prouder

Thanks,
Guy Sheppard

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

"My name is Randy and I am a Firefighter in California. I got my first bottle of Monkey Butt as a joke for fathers day. Let me tell you it's no joke. As a Firefighter spending hours on end fighting wildland fires the last thing I need to worry about is dealing with chaffing. With all of the safety gear that we have to wear plus it being 115 degrees F. plus the heat from the fire believe me when I say we sweat A LOT. I have tried many other products and I must say that AMBP is by far the BEST product out there! When lives and property are on the line I need to be at the top of my game. AMBP helps me achieve that goal! I have just ordered a six pack and a COOL shirt from you guys. Fire season is a LONG way from being over here in California. Thanks for your GREAT product and I will be sure to pass your product name around the Fire Line and Fire Camp. Thanks again for making my job easier! Randy S. Martin Firefighter/Arson Investigator"

Thanks,
Randy M., Firefighter/Arson Investigator

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

"It's Powwow Season up here in South Dakota, where the temps can soar to over 100, the humidity close behind, and a summer powwow is 3 days of camping out and dancing under heavy regalia out in that sun and heat. AMB has made powwowing even more pleasurable!!!"

Thanks,
Happy Customer, South Dakota

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

When I first saw your product I thought it was some kind of joke in a bottle until I read the label. I have a son who is in credical care at a local hospital,he was having skin issues while being confined to a bed in a coma.

I remembered your product,purchased some to use on him,his skin problem cleared up with it and the nurses said it worked better than the stuff they were using. Thank you for a wonderful product.

Thanks,
Steven

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

ACL Fest: My name is Dirk and IÕm the production manager for the festival. I personally received lots of great feedback on your product. The stagehands insisted on having a bottle available to them from load in thru load out. Their steward was seen roaming about the site on his golf cart administering the precious powder to his troops. Each stage manager also stocked a bottle at each stage and became part of their daily inventory of expendables at each stage location. Thanks for all of your support, I know the bands all reacted positively to your product and their roadies applaud your efforts. Hope to work with you in the future.

Thanks,
Dirk, Production Manager, A Sports & Entertainment Company

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I was recently at a multi-day riding event called the Wudi in Arkansas and Missouri. I hadn't ridden for 6 months due to a broken hip and winter here in MN so I was suffering from some pretty good MB at the end of the 2nd day. Someone around the campfire heard me whining and gave me a bottle of your product. I was really not expecting much but I was very pleasantly surprised. I was able to ride hard for 3 more days and actually feel better each day instead of the normal downhill slide into more chafing and pain using baby powder. I'm a believer now.

Thanks,
John B.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I'm a frequent international traveler and those 20 hour flights are murder. But your powder does the trick!

Thanks,
Bill

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Picture: Trip on Rt 66, in MidPoint, Adrian Texas, exact middle of Route 66 from Los Angeles to Chicago. A-M-B-P (not shown, worn under shorts).

Story: As a rider for 25+ years, I have experience my share of chapping, chaffing and general irritation from motorcycle riding and other sweaty and rubbing activities.

One of my favorite bike trips is from Ft. Worth, TX to San Antonio, TX (where my wife's parents live) on our BMW K1200LT. We take a lot of back roads, make frequent stops at small markets and creeks and ponds for a quick dip or swim. The enjoyment of these short breaks and getting wet and back on the bike is only marred by the chapping and rawness that it brings. My wife and I often tell our relatives and friends about these rides. After expressing one of the stories about the swim at Marble Falls, TX, one of my co-workers brought me a sample of "Anti Monkey Butt Power". At first I though it was a very elaborate joke. After some discussion and jokes about the power I decided to give it a try. WOW. We have taken several trips since getting a dispenser of "A-M-B-P". We have enjoyed the rides much more with NO chapping and chaffing. It is a simple process. Just apply a generous amount to power before the ride starts. After each stop for a swim dry the "AREA" and apply more power. I have also gotten into the habit of applying more power when stopping after long sweaty part of the ride. I am not ready to say "A-M-B-P" is a miracle product .... but it sure comes close. I highly recommend "A-M-B-P" to anyone having itching, chapping or chaffing.

"A-M-B-P" has saved my A** a couple of time now....

Thanks,
Dave R.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

To the people at Monkey Butt:
I just wanted to let you know what your product has done for my husband. My husband is a Section Foreman for the Union Pacific Railroad and works repairing track. His work is done outside on the track and in all kinds of weather in Texas. On most summer days he comes home soaking wet from sweat and has had to use rash creme that stinks like fish and didn't really work that great. He is now able to sprinkle on Monkey Butt in the morning before going to work and hasn't had a rash develop since he started using in. Thanks to Monkey Butt the fish smell is gone.

On another note while in Florida on vacation I developed a rash under my bra band and used monkey butt after my shower and it cleared up right away. So now I'm using it too.

Thanks,
Mrs. Richard T., Bastrop, TX

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

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