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Having used the product for some time knowing how much more comfortable I am riding, especially during the hot summer months, I found myself very uncomfortable after surgery, Barchytherapy, for prostate cancer. My physician recommended little or no sitting after the procedures....for good reason. On a whim I doused my boxers with Anti Monkey Butt Powder as if I were going on a long summer ride. Whoa!! What a relief! I told my  physician about the product, showed him the container, now he recommends it to all his patients for after surgery/procedure care. One of my all time favorite products is Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

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Jeff Dickey

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

It gets super hot and HUMID in the South!  Add that to the normal friction of the nether regions, and you have a recipe for some serious Monkey Butt!  I tried your  stuff for the first time this summer, and I bought it for three other drivers.  Now, you have four new customers.  Thanks!

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Frank Yarbrough

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Sent our son 6 containers of AMB for the Battalion aid station in Iraq ( 1st Bat 7th Marines) . Good for the chaffing from carrying packs and body armour.

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Monty

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder has saved our camp session, thank you all for such a great product.  The heat index is 117, and we have heat rashes all over camp, especially the younger boys who don't bother to change clothes when they sweat up.  We are so pleased here in the infirmary with this powder, and because the kids get a kick out of the name, they will actually use it.  We've gone through everything the local stores carry, so we are ordering a few cases as soon as your phone line opens in the morning. 

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Liz Soldwish-Zoole RN

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

GOOD DAY.. I am a large breasted woman and live in the south. Currently its 100 degrees and my breast area sweats and doesnt stay fresh. I asked my other large breasted co workers what they use to stay dry. They all said the same thing Johnsons & Johnsons baby powder, so I too tried it. did not work. Back to square one.. I went to my medicine website and they also sell other products, I found anti monkey butt powder. I said if it keeps the big burly bikers dry, it must work for me. I bought some and was impressed.  I love this stuff, it keeps the girls dry and ffresh ALLLL day.

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Dee Rob

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

I send the powder to my husband who is deployed. With 130 weather, he puts it in boots, pants, and pretty much just uses it for everything.  It is the only thing that works!  Thank you for making this product, because it makes his life that much easier!

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Hollie

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My 1 year old daughter had SEVERE diaper rash for the past few weeks and I've used everything from butt creams to lamisil and it was only S L O W L Y getting better. The lady she goes to once a week for play dates is like a second grandmother to her and used anti monkey butt powder twice that day with my daughter's diaper change. Later that evening when I went to change her again the rash was almost completely gone!!! That fast!!! I couldn't believe it and when I picked my daughter up that day, the sitter had told me about using anti monkey butt. That was first time I'd heard of it and laughed. I seriously under estimated what the results would be. After seeing how fast my daughter's rash cleared up I went out the very next morning and purchased anti monkey butt for our household of 5. Thank you for creating a GREAT product that is wonderfully marketed/branded and WORKS! P.S. I suspect my husband has secretly started using your product now too!

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R. Kruse

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

My daughter had very sever diaper rash to the point of bleeding , I tried A&D ointment that just made her shinny but nothing else. Then I tried Desenex ointment which was also a disappointment and very hard to wipe off.  My mother In-law gave me a tube of  Baby Anti Monkey Butt, I laughted when i first saw it, then we tried it that night and the next day I was shocked to see that there was already an improvement. Baby AMB cleared my daughter's diaper rash completly within 2 days. Now it is the only thing that I will ever use. Thank you for thinking of the little ones.

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Jess

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt

Hi, I recently took a trip to Spain where I walked the entire French route of the Camino de Santiago (Way of St. James.) As per the recommendation of a friend, I brought along on my journey a container of your Anti Monkey-Butt powder, as opposed to the container of generic Gold Bond that I had picked up initially. Going by the picture on the container, I thought it was going to turn out to be a gimicky product, but I changed my mind immediately upon using it. The Camino de Santiago is a pilgrimage route that goes clear across Spain, all the way to Santiago de Compostela. All in all it was around a 480 mile walk from where we started in a town called Roncesvalles. Walking 20+ miles a day, my legs and backside got badly chaffed. The Anti Monkey-Butt powder turned out to be a god send and traveled with me in my rucksack the entire 480 miles. The inflammation would clear up completely, literally, overnight. I just wanted to extend my thanks for Anti Monkey-But!

t powder. I found it to be highly valuable and highly effective. Some of the friends I made during my journey used it as well and agree that it was very useful. I didn't get any pictures with the container in it, but the container, itself, is still floating around Spain somewhere. Once I reached my destination in Santiago de Compostela I passed it off to a fellow in a refuge who was just getting ready to start walking the Camino in the opposite direction. I thought someone at your company might potentially find this all interesting. All together, the container traveled upwards of 6,500 miles with me from my starting point in Columbus, OH, to my final destination in Santiago de Compostela. Thanks again for this wonderful product. I had a much more comfortable hike thanks to the Anti Monkey-Butt powder. I'm completely sold on this stuff and promptly bought another container of it when I got back to the U.S. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Dana Harvey

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I have been battling Monkey Butt for years and have tried EVERYTHING! I work in a shop that is typically hotter then it is outside and in the summer months it is miserable. People would ask why I was walking funny and I explained that it was due to the MB. My father in law got the powder for me as a gag gift. I gave it a try and have not had MB since! It improved my quality of life!!! I tell people about your product and they ask how it works, I tell them one thing... Flawlessly!

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Pete

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I am a bi-lateral bk amputee thats wears prosthetic limbs. I am also  a very active para-athlete, as well as a youth football coach. I wear silicone based liners on my residual stumps. I sweat in buckets. I have been searching for a product Like Monkey Butt for years. I live in the Southeast part of the country and the weather is extremely hot in the summer. My friend in Tampa, FL said he seen Money Butt Powder in Ace Hardware and suggested it to me. I brought a bottle and  now my limbs stay dry in 90-100 degree heat. I am buying a case to last my for a year. I recommend Monkey Butt Powder to any amputee that suffers from excessive sweating to try it. I am a firm believer in this product.

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Carlton D.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Since going through chemotherapy for Leukemia 3 years ago (I'm 31 now), I've been cursed with oversweating. Prescription medication really hasn't helped. In a moment of frustration, my sister presented me with a canister of the anti-Monkey Butt Powder. It sat on my shelf for a few months, continuously embarrassed by my condition but also by my sister's joke solution. I tried it once and was sold. I've used it ever since, 2 years now. I'm now learning that I'm not alone in over-sweating, and would definitely (and proudly) recommend your product to anyone I know with a similar problem. Thank you for such a wonderful product!

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Melissa Wenzel

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

You or your agent sent me some anti Monkey Butt Powder a while ago to road test, and I did, and like it. You can see the review on Bicycle Fixation.

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Rick Risemberg

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Yes, I tried it. Yes, I love it. I do actually like [Anti Monkey Butt]so much I use it every day now. Even when I’m not going to do any rigorous activities or motorcycle riding…Read more

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Mark Brachmann, Mr. Motorcycle Blogger

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

This is a big thumbs up for your product. I found a canister of your "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder" and started laughing so hard in the aisle of Walmart that people were looking at me funny. I'll admit, I bought it at first for the hilarity factor, but then I used it.

I live just outside Houston, Texas and this year we've had a horrible heat wave. It's 100F just about every day and the humidity is terrible. I started using your powder and it really works! Not only that but it works and it smells good.

I've spoken to several friends, who, like me spend a lot of time making beaded jewelry. We sit for hours working, then sitting in traffic, then sitting at home, etc. I told my friends that your product really works and now they are buying it also.

Thank you for coming up with something that satisfies both my sense of humor and stops that awful sweaty feeling that comes along with living here in S.E. Texas.

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Sunday Bennett

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I found Lady Anti Monkey Butt, and you have changed my summer.Hell, you have changed my life! I bow before you in appreciation. I am 50,white, female, and thanks to my half italian heritage, I shave my legs dailyin bathing suit weather. I have always struggled with an ugly angry red rashwhen my newly shaved upper thigh skin is introduced to sunscreen (typicallySPF4; not more than SPF10). I can NOT avoid shaving, I can NOT avoidsunscreen.

I was on Lewes Beach Friday(I had shaved, put on sunscreen, hello angryrash). Saturday morning, I was at ACE Hardware and spotted a product with afunny name - Anti Monkey Butt powder. And look - one for Ladies! I boughtit, used it immediately and repeatedly, and sat on the beach Sunday with norash, no embarrassment, no worry. How can I thank you? I love, love, love it!

Please speak to your product developers ... to be absolutely and totallyperfect, Lady Anti Monkey Butt would include a tint to make it skin colored(against a black bathing suit? Perfect!!) and maybe they can also addsunscreen??

Even as it, I love,love,love it. BUT I think you could make bazillions ifyou take my suggestions with the tint and sunscreen! I'm not the only onewho gets this awful upper thigh rash ... you have the only product thatmakes it go away. I've tried them all, believe me!

Please let me know where I can buy the new and improved Lady Anti MonkeyButt ... may I beta test it for you?? Please???

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Tracey, Secretary

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

This is not a question but rather a RAVING REVIEW!  I picked up a bottle of AMB at Wal-Mart a couple of weeks ago for my boyfriend.  I was first attracted by the AWESOME logo and was completely impressed by the marketing of the product overall.  Honestly, I bought it without any regard as to whether it was a good product or not.  My boyfriend tried it, loved it, and had a blast showing it off to his buddies.

Just two days ago, my mother picked me up my own bottle of Lady's AMB at a local hardware store.  I was totally amused and elated to see the product marketed toward us ladies!  I tried it and found that it is instantly soothing!

So, I give you guys ULTRA PROPS for a great product and a great marketing effort.  I have recommended it to my friends and co-workers and may even see about making a "I'm a fan of AMB powder" on Facebook!  Thanks!

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Natatlie Myers

Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt

Anti Monkey Butt has almost cured my dog's hot spot near the base of his tail.  The stinky liquid that is recommended for this never did anything, and I decided to sprinkle my son's joke gift of Monkey Butt powder on it.

It seemed like it relieved his itchiness somewhat the first time and now I sprinkle it daily and he is so much better!

Lightening says "thanks, monkey butt!"

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Laura Thered

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Whenever you feel a little Squirmy
Or maybe even Wiggle Wormy
You might use this Preparation
To help relieve that Irritation

If your rear end is really Itchin'
This concoction cures the Affliction
It's a Sweat Absorber and a Friction Fighter
That can make your day a little Brighter.

To help you in your Circumstance
It has Talc Calamine and Fragrance
When you think you've got to holler louder
Just sprinkle a little Anti Monkey Butt Powder

ahh . . .  nothin' will make you prouder

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Guy Sheppard

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

"My name is Randy and I am a Firefighter in California. I got my first bottle of Monkey Butt as a joke for fathers day. Let me tell you it's no joke. As a Firefighter spending hours on end fighting wildland fires the last thing I need to worry about is dealing with chaffing. With all of the safety gear that we have to wear plus it being 115 degrees F. plus the heat from the fire believe me when I say we sweat A LOT. I have tried many other products and I must say that AMBP is by far the BEST product out there! When lives and property are on the line I need to be at the top of my game. AMBP helps me achieve that goal! I have just ordered a six pack and a COOL shirt from you guys. Fire season is a LONG way from being over here in California. Thanks for your GREAT product and I will be sure to pass your product name around the Fire Line and Fire Camp. Thanks again for making my job easier! Randy S. Martin Firefighter/Arson Investigator"

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Randy M., Firefighter/Arson Investigator

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

"It's Powwow Season up here in South Dakota, where the temps can soar to over 100, the humidity close behind, and a summer powwow is 3 days of camping out and dancing under heavy regalia out in that sun and heat. AMB has made powwowing even more pleasurable!!!"

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Happy Customer, South Dakota

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

When I first saw your product I thought it was some kind of joke in a bottle until I read the label. I have a son who is in credical care at a local hospital,he was having skin issues while being confined to a bed in a coma.

I remembered your product,purchased some to use on him,his skin problem cleared up with it and the nurses said it worked better than the stuff they were using. Thank you for a wonderful product.

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Steven

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

ACL Fest: My name is Dirk and I’m the production manager for the festival. I personally received lots of great feedback on your product. The stagehands insisted on having a bottle available to them from load in thru load out. Their steward was seen roaming about the site on his golf cart administering the precious powder to his troops. Each stage manager also stocked a bottle at each stage and became part of their daily inventory of expendables at each stage location. Thanks for all of your support, I know the bands all reacted positively to your product and their roadies applaud your efforts. Hope to work with you in the future.

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Dirk, Production Manager, A Sports & Entertainment Company

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I was recently at a multi-day riding event called the Wudi in Arkansas and Missouri. I hadn't ridden for 6 months due to a broken hip and winter here in MN so I was suffering from some pretty good MB at the end of the 2nd day. Someone around the campfire heard me whining and gave me a bottle of your product. I was really not expecting much but I was very pleasantly surprised. I was able to ride hard for 3 more days and actually feel better each day instead of the normal downhill slide into more chafing and pain using baby powder. I'm a believer now.

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John B.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

I'm a frequent international traveler and those 20 hour flights are murder. But your powder does the trick!

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Bill

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

Picture: Trip on Rt 66, in MidPoint, Adrian Texas, exact middle of Route 66 from Los Angeles to Chicago. A-M-B-P (not shown, worn under shorts).

Story: As a rider for 25+ years, I have experience my share of chapping, chaffing and general irritation from motorcycle riding and other sweaty and rubbing activities.

One of my favorite bike trips is from Ft. Worth, TX to San Antonio, TX (where my wife's parents live) on our BMW K1200LT. We take a lot of back roads, make frequent stops at small markets and creeks and ponds for a quick dip or swim. The enjoyment of these short breaks and getting wet and back on the bike is only marred by the chapping and rawness that it brings. My wife and I often tell our relatives and friends about these rides. After expressing one of the stories about the swim at Marble Falls, TX, one of my co-workers brought me a sample of "Anti Monkey Butt Power". At first I though it was a very elaborate joke. After some discussion and jokes about the power I decided to give it a try. WOW. We have taken several trips since getting a dispenser of "A-M-B-P". We have enjoyed the rides much more with NO chapping and chaffing. It is a simple process. Just apply a generous amount to power before the ride starts. After each stop for a swim dry the "AREA" and apply more power. I have also gotten into the habit of applying more power when stopping after long sweaty part of the ride. I am not ready to say "A-M-B-P" is a miracle product .... but it sure comes close. I highly recommend "A-M-B-P" to anyone having itching, chapping or chaffing.

"A-M-B-P" has saved my A** a couple of time now....

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Dave R.

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My name is Matt and I received Anti Monkey Butt Powder as a "gag" gift (long story). Anyway, I have a spinal cord injury and have been using a wheelchair for 17 years and as you can imagine I require a powder to alleviate sweat from sitting all day. I decided to use your product and was amazed how well it works. You guys make a very good product and I hope to see it more available.

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Matt

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

To the people at Monkey Butt:
I just wanted to let you know what your product has done for my husband. My husband is a Section Foreman for the Union Pacific Railroad and works repairing track. His work is done outside on the track and in all kinds of weather in Texas. On most summer days he comes home soaking wet from sweat and has had to use rash creme that stinks like fish and didn't really work that great. He is now able to sprinkle on Monkey Butt in the morning before going to work and hasn't had a rash develop since he started using in. Thanks to Monkey Butt the fish smell is gone.

On another note while in Florida on vacation I developed a rash under my bra band and used monkey butt after my shower and it cleared up right away. So now I'm using it too.

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Mrs. Richard T., Bastrop, TX

Product: Original Anti-Monkey Butt

My name is Tiffany and I just had a baby boy. I was desperate to find something to clear up a diaper rash caused by an irritating diaper, Nothing was working, when I remembered a friend gave my husband the AMB as a joke! This horrible rash was cleared up in two days.I couldn't believe it! No one is laughing now!!! My reorder will be in tomorrow. Thank you

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Tiffany

Product: Baby Anti-Monkey Butt